brahm·splain /ˈbräm splān/ verb informal brahmsplain; 3rd person present: brahmsplains; past tense: brahmsplained; past participle: brahmsplained; gerund or present participle: brahmsplaining; noun: brahmsplanation; (of a supposed expert on Jhāna and/or Pāḷi) explain ('splain) how Jhāna works according to the suttas, to someone (who oftentimes knows more about Jhāna, suttas, Vism., than the 'expert'), in a condescending manner, with a baffling combination of overconfidence and cluelessness. 1. "Sujato brahm'splained that the Buddha teased out a special esoteric meaning out of that word 'vitakka' because he [the Buddha!] had an impoverished vocabulary and was forced to redefine it." 2. "I asked a Pa Auk teacher what is ekaggata, what does it mean in first jhāna, and why does it redundantly have the same role as both vitakka and vicāra (gluing mind to nimitta), and how the heck does second jhāna even work i...
always question authority